Monday, January 27, 2014

A Bear in a Bar

Just a little exchange between sisters.


Hey, Erin, check it out, I gotta tell you this awesome joke I heard.



Okay, so, there's this bear right?  And he walks into this bar...


Where?  Where is there a bear??  I want to see a bear!


No, Erin, there's no real bear...  just hear me out...  so this bear walks into a bar...


But, Halle, WHAT BEAR?  
Erin, for pete's sake there is NO BEAR!!


Just listen, ok?  The bear walks up to the bartender and says "Can I have a gin and ......................... ...........................................................................tonic please?"

The bartender says "Yeah, sure, but what's with the big pause?"


And the bear looks confused, holds up his paws and said "I'm a bear!"


Hahahaha!  Isn't that hilarious?


C'mon!  It's funny!....  wait.... you don't get it do you?


Here, I'll tell you - it is a play on the word 'pause' versus 'paws' - make sense?  


OOOOHHHHH!!     Yes!      Now I get it!


That IS funny Halle!!  
Yep, I thought you'd like it.

1 comment:

  1. This is HILARIOUS, Becky. Just hilarious. You are so talented, these girls are lucky to have you as their Momma!

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